Shirl: That was nice of you to set up a blind date for your ex-boyfriend. Pearl: I know, but I don't hold any grudges. Shirl: I'm surprised he trusted you enough to agree to go out with her. Pearl: Well, I had to swear to him she's Jennifer Lopez's double. Shirl: Wow! Is that true? Pearl: I wouldn't lie. She's twice her weight and twice her age.