A blonde woman was having financial troubles, so she went to a local park, kidnapped a little boy, and wrote this note: To the Boy's Mother: I have your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 A.M. Yours Truly, The Blonde She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was this note: Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another!