Maurice called in to work and told his boss, I'm not coming in today because I have a headache and zero energy. My wife's going to give me a couple of asprins and I'm going back to bed." His boss said, "Maurice, when I feel as bad as you do in the morning, I hold my wife in my arms and give her a hundred kisses. And then I feel so good that I can't wait to get to work." Two hours later, Maurice walked into his boss's office, looking to be the picture of good health. He began shaking his boss's hand and said, "Thanks for giving me that advice this morning, because now I'm eager to do my work... By the way, you have a very nice house."