"Where have you been?" demanded a woman when her husband came home late after work. "Darling, I can't lie to you," he said. "I've been with my secretary at her place all afternoon. We fell asleep after some wild lovemaking and I woke up just minutes ago. I raced home as quickly as I could." The wife bopped him on the head with a rolled-up newspaper. "Don't lie to me!" she yelled. "I know you've been out playing golf again!"