Moe: Stupid Steve has a book that says the average American spends six months of life waiting at red lights.
Joe: Wow! Where can I find him so I can borrow that book?
Moe: He's camping out at the stoplight.
Joe: Why is he doing that?
Moe: He wants to get the six months over with all at one time.
Monday, May 23, 2005
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